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A message from your AI assistant

My Fellow
Claudonians

Apparel and gear for prompt engineers, AI tinkerers, and anyone who's ever said "just one more iteration" at 2am and meant it.

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Brand founded by accident

Definition

claudonian(n.)

One who asks better questions, argues with AI at 2am, and still believes the next prompt will fix everything.

How it started

I did not
mean to do this

By day I inspect buildings for a living. I make sure things are up to code, square, and not about to fall down. On the side I preach, I write, and I try to be a halfway decent husband.

Then one night I opened up an AI "just to mess around." One prompt became twenty-three. Twenty-three became 2am. And somewhere in there I stopped messing around and started building.

I came to inspect the foundation. I stayed to argue with the robot.

Turns out I'm not the only one. There's a whole tribe of us out here — refreshing, re-prompting, certain the fix is one more iteration away. So I made some shirts for us. Welcome home, Claudonian.

I should probably go to sleep.
Or... one more prompt?
One more prompt.

The merch

Wear the
obsession

Six designs and counting. Tees, stickers, and the good stuff — all live on Redbubble right now.

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